Hoodma — hoodies for the hood

Hoodma in her lime hoodie, holding Crab Cat
HOODMA & CRAB CAT · LIVE ON PRAGA TV
SHE AGED WELL
PROBABLY AI.
WE DON'T JUDGE.

This grandma makes hoodies for the hood.
No extra explanatory needed.

This grandma makes hoodies for the hood. No extra explanatory needed. She is probably made with AI, but we don't judge. She created the first hoodie and we're grateful for it.

01

She made
the first
hoodie.

Before her: cold heads. After her: the hood. We're grateful for it.

02

For
the hood.

Hand-made. Grandma-grade fleece. Elbow patches included, no questions asked.

03

Probably
AI.

We don't judge. Nobody asked the hoodie where it came from either.

04

She aged
well.

At least a few months old. You can see it in her face.

A short tragedy in four acts

The Crab Cat incident

Crab Cat: a white cat wearing a crab shell on its head
NAME: CAT CRAB CAT
  1. Hoodma had a cat. The cat's name was just Cat.
  2. Her eyes are not good. She opened a window.
  3. The cat fell out.
  4. Head-on, onto a crab. That's why she's called Crab Cat now.
Open bounty

Find her.
Get 1 ETH.

She is around the internet somewhere. The source should be at least a few months old — just like her. You can see it in her face.

WANTED
THE ORIGINAL HOODMA
Hoodma
REWARD1 ETH
  • Find where she first appeared online
  • Source must be a few months old, minimum
  • Bring proof to @hoodieGrandma
1 ETH
LOST
CRAB CAT (FORMERLY: CAT)
Crab Cat
REWARDGRANDMA'S LOVE
  • White. Fluffy. Crab on head.
  • Last seen exiting a window
  • Does not respond to “Cat” anymore
MISSING
I found her ↗